[Southern] Pre-Registration for Gulf War!!

[Brian_Martin at Dell.com]

Greetings All,

Are you going to Gulf War this year? Do you want to camp in the Ansteorran
encampment? If so, then you must pre-register! 

Do you want to be attractive to others? Do you want people to see you
walking down the street and think "Wow, now there's a real go getter"? If
so, then you must pre-register!

Do you have tired blood? Do you want to avoid more email announcements like
this one? Then you must pre-register! 

Not only that, but you must pre-register before 1/31/04, otherwise you'll be
sad and lonely, children will laugh, people will point and stare and your
pets will resent you. 

So how do you pre-register? Easy! Just go to www.gulfwars.org
<http://www.gulfwars.org>  for instructions. You can even pre-register
online if you believe in that new fangled internet thingy. (What is a
fangle, anyway? And why isn't anything old-fangled?) 

So there's everything that you need to know in order to be happy in life
(though I'm not offering any guarantees if you don't achieve life long
bliss). 

So there,
Pendaran