WR - Fw: (Fwd) Cookies
H.L. Agnarr Thorvaldsson
agnarr at apex2000.net
Fri Nov 5 19:46:41 PST 1999
I know that this in not really SCA related but with the trouble this
individual has had I just had to forward it to the western region.
Agnarr
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From: Linda Staple <LStaple at powr.net>
To: H.L. Agnarr Thorvaldsson <agnarr at apex2000.net>
Date: Friday, November 05, 1999 06:22 PM
Subject: Fw: (Fwd) Cookies
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>Date: Friday, November 05, 1999 4:12 PM
>Subject: Fwd: (Fwd) Cookies
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>>>From: Harris at texramp.net
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>>>Subject: (Fwd) Cookies
>>>Date: Fri, 5 Nov 1999 10:16:21 -0000
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>>>
>>> Subject: Everyone loves cookies
>>>
>>>
>>> ABSOLUTELY "TRUE STORY" - THIS IS NOT A JOKE
>>>
>>> My daughter & I had just finished a salad at the Neiman-Marcus
>>> Cafe in Dallas and decided to have a small dessert. Because both
>>> of us are such cookie lovers, we decided to try the"Neiman-Marcus
>>> Cookie."
>>>
>>> (EDITORIAL COMMENT: Neiman's is a VERY EXPENSIVE depart-
>>> ment store.)
>>>
>>> It was so excellent that I asked if they would give me the recipe
>>> and the waitress said with a small frown, "I'm afraid not."
>>> "Well," I said, "would you let me buy the recipe?" With a cute
>>>smile, she said, "Yes." I asked how much, and she responded,
>>> "Only two fifty, it's a great deal!" I said with approval, "Just add
>>> it to my tab."
>>>
>>> Thirty days later, I received my VISA statement from Neiman-
>>>Marcus and it was $285.00. I looked again and I remembered I
>>>had only spent $9.95 for two salads and about $20.00 for a scarf.
>>>
>>> As I glanced at the bottom of the statement, it said, "Cookie
>>> Recipe $250.00." That's outrageous! I called Neiman's accounting
>>> Dept. and told them the waitress said it was "two-fifty," which
>>>clearly does not mean "two hundred and fifty dollars" by any
>>>POSSIBLE interpretation of the phrase.
>>>
>>> Neiman-Marcus refused to budge. They would NOT refund my
>>>money,because according to them, "What the waitress told you
>>>is not our problem. You have already seen the recipe, we absolutely
>>> will not refund your money at this point."
>>>
>>> I explained to her the criminal statutes that govern fraud in Texas.
>>> I threatened to report them to the Better Business Bureau and the
>>>state's Attorney General for engaging in fraud. I was basically told
>>>"Do what you want, we don't care, and we're not refunding your
>>>money. I waited, thinking of how I could get even, or even try
>>> and get any of my money back.
>>>
>>> I just said, "Okay, you folks got my $250, and now I'm going to
>>>have $250.00 worth of fun." I told her that I was going to see to it
>>> that every cookie lover in the United States with an e-mail
>>> account has a $250.00 cookie recipe from Neiman-Marcus...for free.
>>>
>>> She said, "You wouldn't do this."
>>>
>>> I said, "Well, you should have thought of that before you ripped
>>> me off," and slammed down the phone on her. So, here it is!!!
>>>Please, please, please pass it on. I paid $250 dollars for this
>>>... I don't want Neiman-Marcus to ever get another penny off of
>>>this recipe....
>>>
>>> (Recipe may be Halved):
>>>
>>> 2 cups butter
>>> 4 cups flour
>>> 2 tsp. Soda
>>> 2 cups sugar
>>> 5 cups blended oatmeal
>>> 24 oz. chocolate chips
>>> 2 cups brown sugar
>>> 1 tsp. Salt
>>> 18 oz. Hershey Bar (grated)
>>> 4 eggs
>>> 2 tsp. baking powder
>>> 2 tsp. Vanilla
>>> 3 cups chopped nuts (your choice).
>>>
>>> Measure oatmeal and blend in a blender to a fine powder. Cream
>>> the butter and both sugars. Add eggs and vanilla; mix together
>>> with flour, oatmeal, salt, baking powder, and soda. Add chocolate
>>> chips, Hershey Bar and nuts. Roll into balls and place two inches
>>>apart on a cookie sheet. Bake for 10 minutes at 375 degrees.
>>> Makes 112 cookies.
>>>
>>>Enjoy cooking the most expensive cookie in the world-FREE !!
>>>
>>> T
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