[Western] News Flash: Don Keys Identified

faolon at sallegarnes.com faolon at sallegarnes.com
Sun Aug 17 15:39:17 PDT 2008


I do not know what is involved in a "quesion" but it sounds nasty.
Perhaps it is French for hang him up with piano wired and slowly tighten.

Faolon


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> This news flash is brought to you by "Abbott's Winery"   "Tired of your
> old job?  Abbott's is hiring entry level grape pressers for this year's
> crop.  Abbott's is a growth industry and there are opportunities for those
> who do well at pressing to step up to other positions down the road. ---
> Only those without foot infections need apply."
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> And now the news:
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> The mysterious Don Keys has finally been identified.  It seems that his
> real name is Donald Keyes and he is well known in England as an Irish
> ex-privateer and businessman.  Lord Keyes has been retired from the
> privateering business for over a year now, but since his retirement, he
> has been pursueing his business interests on land with the same
> ruthlessness he showed as a privateer.
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> Taking the small fortune he acquired as a privateer, he has emassed a
> business empire which includes: import/export, grain production,
> breweries and arms sales, just to name a few.  It is also rumored that his
> personal guard numbers in the hundreds.
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> The Trelac Guard is most anxious to quesion Lord Keyes about his possible
> activities in the western region and his association, if any, with
> suspected terrorist, One Flung Dung, but so far Lord Keye's whereabout's
> are unknown.  His business associates and employees, when questioned by
> the Guard, have refused to disclose any information about the recent
> location or activities of Lord Keyes.
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