[Western] Urgent News Release: Lord Keyes on His Way to the Western Region

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And now the news:  
It has just been learned from a reliable source that Donald Keyes, the man long sought after by the Trelac Guard, may now be in the western region.  As was reported earlier, the Trelac Guard had located Lord Keyes earlier this week.  At that time, Lord Keyes had agreed to accompany the Guard to Trelac and answer questions about his connection to Won Flung Dung, illegal tax collecting, and his sponsorship of several of the newly formed businesses in the area.  Just after agreeing to do so, however, he suddenly disappeared.  It wasn't  long after Keye's disappearance that Lord Fun Shui, a trusted minister in the Court of Bonwicke, was found killed in his chambers.
 
Suspicions that Lord Keyes may now be in the western region are based on information obtained from a confidential source that reports that a Sir Oz Weepay just recently detained a suspicious ruffian in the the shire of Ffynnon Gath and, upon examining the ruffian's pockets, found a note saying that:  "you (the ruffian) are to round up the rest of your associates and meet Lord Keyes at 'The Wall Mart' this weekend."  Our informant went on to say that Sir Weepay, on behalf of the Crown, is now on the way to the western region of Ansteorra with plans to talk to the Trelac Guard and investigate for himself the most recent events surrounding Lord Keyes activities, the Bonwicke wall, and the rumors of impending war.


      
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