[Ansteorra-announce] Sound Advice to Ansteorrans

[Casey and Cherie]

How to become a patron of "The Baron's Men"Good Your Exellency,

SHAME BE ON YOU, SIR!!  Despite the fact that my knave-of-a-tailor drags my name regularly through the stews of Ansteorra in his nightly wanderings, I am most assuredly *NOT* associated with that disrepuatable group of thinly cloaked thieves... that disgusting and irreverent pack of players... The Barons Men!   My man Hanse, against my *express* orders, has decided to congress with that aforementioned pack of poxed purveyors of smut and filth, and I say that you offer them monetary support not only at the risk of your wallet but also of your Catholic soul.  Having heard report of their latest display of theatric inability, I fear that even your good ladies most virtuous heart will turn as black as coal if she should see it.  I fear and weep for our dear Kingdom 

Your Loving Brother,

Dieterich

P.S.  If you still endeavor to take this risk, you may simply render your Baronies sweat-drenched cash to Hanses current totty, Lucy, before the performance, or send it to:

The Barons Men
1900 S. West Dr
Leander, TX 78641
  To: caseyandcherie at cox-internet.com 
  Sent: Wednesday, April 28, 2004 4:53 PM
  Subject: How to become a patron of "The Baron's Men"


  Greetings Brother, 

  I have heard that you are associated with "The Baron's Men."  If this is correct, could you please send me the information about becoming a patron.  I would like to make sure that my Lady Wife and I get seats appropriate to Landed Nobility at the upcoming performances.

  Last years good harvest and taxes collected at our last festival will allow for a generous donation. 

  I look forward to seeing you at Crown Tournament. 

  Regards 

  Sir Anonymous

  Baron of Stargate