Cloved Fruits and Kissing "Games"

[P. Crandall Polk]

Gunnora Hallakarva wrote:
    Let the cloved fruit purveyors beware.  Bjornsborgers (and those who
> "grew up" in Bjornsborg) are almost certainly going to pull a clove, scream
> "INCOMING!", throw the offending fruit as far and hard as possible away from
> their general vicinity and then fall flat to the ground.  If you don't want
> your precious cloved fruit (not to mention your self-esteem) treated in this
> way, DON'T OFFER US CLOVED FRUIT!!!

HUZZAH!!!