Bards - good humor :)

Ivo Blackhawk ivo_blackhawk at
Tue Apr 3 16:52:18 PDT 2001

Here's a story for every one who likes a well timed joke.

At the recient Mooneschadowe Sheepwars, a certan young lad made a fast swipe 
for three of my flock. Not one to simply let this thevery go unchalanged, I 
lunged for him and a full blown wrestling match broke out. The situation was 
something of a stalemate, each of us not willing to let go. So we spent some 
three long minutes jumping around trying to trip each other, but this too 
failed, as he lacked the power to break my stance, and I lacked the angle to 
topple his.

Finally, after three long minutes of each of us trying to crush the other, a 
watching bard spoke up from the crowd.

"You know, in some early Scottish tribes, you two would be considered 
married by now."

As the audience roared with approvial, it was all I could do not to fall 
over laughing at the comment.

Thanks again Svan, for starting off the weekend on the right foot. Your joke 
was well worthy of the sheep it earned.

Lord Ivo Blackhawk
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