[Bards] a New Filk

Duncan MacNamara duncan_macnamara at charter.net
Tue Sep 28 17:58:06 PDT 2004

Hey... I don't normally post stuff to the list, but I thought someone else might enjoy this... I know I couldn't hardly stop laughing!

This was written by one of my crew members:

One Jump
Tune from the movie Alladin
New lyrics by: Frosty

Gotta keep
One step, ahead of the poleaxe
One swing, ahead of the sword
I dont wanna fight this lord
(Why me?)

One jump, ahead of the rattan,
Thats all, and thats no joke
My armors poor caouse I am broke

Riffraff! Pirate! Scoundrel! Sea rat!

Just a little light guys
Pound his head in, bruise him bad guys
I can take a hint, gotta face the facts
Your my only friends, wolfies


Oh its sad he really needs some training
Hes the worst fighter ive ever seen
At least this fight is entertaining

Gotta live to win, gotta fight to live
Tell you all about it when ive got the time

One jump ahead of the hammer
One swipe ahead of my doom
Good thing I used a nom de plume
One step ahead of the knight
One hit before this is over
I knew I forgot that four leaved clover

Hey you! Novice! Harder! Like this!

Please dont hit me too hard.
Ill just dent in your face guard

Gotta live to win, gotta fight to live
Otherwise id be long gone

One jump ahead of the broadsword
One leap away from an axe
One trick ahead of disaster
They're quick, and im no faster
Here goes, better get to fighting
That one hit like lightning
All I can do now is die


I hope you guys enjoyed this

In Service,
Lord Duncan MacNamara
6th Champion of the Black Company
Captain of the Iron Lotus
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