[Elfsea] FW: [SCA-Chirurgeon] We've been awfully serious latelyso....

[Wilkerson, Glen D]

I suggest the "Homer's Day" episode of the Simpson's...
 
Alaric

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	From: elfsea-bounces+glen.d.wilkerson=lmco.com at ansteorra.org
[mailto:elfsea-bounces+glen.d.wilkerson=lmco.com at ansteorra.org] On
Behalf Of Valentyn Drake
	Sent: Monday, June 28, 2004 10:22 AM
	To: 'Barony of Elfsea'
	Subject: RE: [Elfsea] FW: [SCA-Chirurgeon] We've been awfully
serious latelyso....
	
	

	You say tomato, she says tomahto, I say, "Gah, where's my
thumb?"

	 

	Valentyn

	 

	 

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	From:
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On Behalf Of Richard Threlkeld
	Sent: Monday, June 28, 2004 9:56 AM
	To: elfsea at ansteorra.org
	Subject: [Elfsea] FW: [SCA-Chirurgeon] We've been awfully
serious latelyso....

	 

	Thought I would share this from the SCA Chirurgeon list.

	 

	Caelin

	 

	
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	From: Phlip [mailto:phlip at 99main.com]
	Sent: Mon 6/28/2004 9:09 AM
	To: SCA-Chirurgeon at yahoogroups.com
	Subject: [SCA-Chirurgeon] We've been awfully serious lately
so....

	I figure it's time to lighten up a bit. Here's a list of
remedies that you
	WON'T find in your First Aid Manual, no matter where you get
your training
	;-)
	
	Enjoy ;-)
	
	Ene bichizh ogsen baina shuu...
	
	Home remedies that REALLY WORK
	
	Home Remedies:
	  1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.
	Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto!
The
	blockage will be almost instantly removed.
	
	2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by
	getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
	
	3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat
by
	simply using the sink.
	
	4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed
for
	awhile, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
	
	5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent
you
	from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the
snooze button.
	
	6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then
you
	will be afraid to cough.
	
	7. Have a bad tooth ache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you
	will forget about the tooth ache..
	
	AND..... Sometimes we just need to remember what The Rules of
Life
	really are:
	
	You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move
and
	it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct
tape.
	
	And finally... Be really good to your family and friends. You
never
	know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan
	
	
	Saint Phlip,
	CoDoLDS
	
	"When in doubt, heat it up and hit it with a hammer."
	Blacksmith's credo.
	
	If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it is probably
not a
	cat.
	
	Never a horse that cain't be rode,
	And never a rider who cain't be throwed....
	
	
	
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