[ANSTHRLD] Crown consult table and Heraldic Evangelism meeting

Tim McDaniel tmcd at panix.com
Mon Sep 27 10:14:26 PDT 2004

On Mon, 27 Sep 2004, Maridonna <maridonna at maridonna.com> wrote:
> Galiana de Baiona wrote:
> > The consultation table this go-round is going to be something
> > different from what we normally do. Due to the long travel times
> > involved and projected lack of incoming submissions, it has been
> > decided that instead of the normal hauling about of libraries and
> > on-site computerized hoo-hah
> I like this idea.

Let me step back a moment and ask why not haul a convenient library?
My understanding is that, for example, the Armillary office has all
its books, folders, and whatnot packed ready to go in honkin' big tubs
with wheels.  So Armillary should just have to get it lugged out to
the vehicle, and upon reaching site, should just have to say (using
FIELD HERALD VOICE), "You know, anyone who wants to WIN CROWN TOURNEY
should be CHIVALROUS enough to come over and LUG a few boxes to help a
FRAIL FLOWER OF FEMININITY like me".  Then pick a likely-looking
fighter nearby, walk over, kick him in the butt, drag him by the ear
over to the vehicle, and stand by drooping languidly while instructing
him on where he's going to put the boxes.  Repeat in reverse for the
return trip.  (Bonus points if it starts "anyone who WON CROWN TOURNEY

If anyone wants to bring out their computerized hoo-hah, I could
bring a CD with stuff on it.

Danihel Lindicolinum, terribly frail and wan
Tim McDaniel; Reply-To: tmcd at panix.com

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