SC - message from the guardian of the rock
Lady Elisabeth of Pendarvis
pndarvis at execpc.com
Tue Aug 10 14:50:02 PDT 1999
> Ras doesn't play under the rock, and I don't like scotch anymore. But
> admittance will still cost you a bottle of bourbon. Maintenance
> fees doncha
> know.
Cool. More scotch for me. Don't remember seeing any admittance fee.
> I did not! I 'suggested' a bottle of bourbon as palm grease.
Yuck. Why would you wanna grease your palm? With Bourbon no less? It's a
stinky alcohol.
> Careful now, you know I like that kinda stuff...........
My Alter Ego Mistress Elisabeta perks up and says "that costs more than a
bottle of Bourbon in the clubs in Chicago, don't you know. Paddle or Riding
Crop? Five Bucks a throw."
> I zzzrrbbbtttt you for sniffling on the cooks list. :-)
Put that tongue back in unless you mean to use it for tasting!
>
> Puckal indulgences are ok with me, but will cost TWO bottles of
> bourbon and
> must be okayed individually by Papa.
"Puckal" sounds like a personal problem.
> C'mon A, you know I give it up at the drop of a hat anyway, she
> doesn't have
> to abuse me.........but that would make it ever so much nicer ;-) <trying
> to look demure>
You Wuss. There's no fun beating up a willing subject.
Say, since we're granting indulgences (for a modest fee), I
> hereby grant myself an indulgence making battleships period for
> the duration
> of war. I just happens to know where I can get my hands on a
> couple. Papa,
> I'll bet the USS Iowa against your trebuchet, and raise you the USS
> Massachussetts............. amuk! amuk! AMUK!
I'll raise you a USS Wisconsin and throw in a USS Missouri.
Shari Burnham
aka Lady Elisabeth of Pendarvis
"Aim for the stars. But first, Aim for their bodyguards."
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