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[Sue Clemenger]

ROTFL - man, you put WAY too much thought into this.  It is a GREAT response 
and a wonderful correlation.  

Rayne
(Where were you when I was in College?)  (and don't you DARE say "still in 
diapers")
 
 Actually, The Professsors logic is reversed.  The increase in Ice Cream 
sales 
 does NOT cause an increase in Murders in New York City.  It is just the 
 opposite, and this is why (based on my personal studies on this very topic):
 
 Murderers LOVE Ice Cream!  Nothing satisfies after a hard nights killing 
 quite the way Ice Cream does.  Murder is, as a matter of course, strenuous 
 and physically taxing.  Bodies must be dragged into trunks, cars set alight 
 and pushed off of cliffs, and evidence painstakingly collected or removed.  
 Not to mention those post-homicidal tremors.  And a cool, sweet, creamy cone 
 is just what the doctor ordered after such an evening's workout.  It calms 
 the vapors, releases tension, and makes your tummy happy.
 
 In addition, spectators who gather around the murder scene often stand there 
 for hours, gawking and gaping, speculating and gossiping.  This tends to 
make 
 the body crave cold dairy products.  Fortunately, every NYPD Homicide unit 
is 
 required, by law, to include an Ice Cream vendor.  The crowd is satisfied, 
 thereby decreasing the chances that they will become curious or belligerant 
 enough to trapse onto the crime scene and disturb what little evidence the 
 killer has left behind.
 
 There is also the great possibility that the killer himself will come back 
 for "just one more Klondike Bar" before turning in.  This increases the 
 chances of an arrest, as the killer usually still has dried ice cream 
 dribbles running down his chin.  It's a dead give-away.
 
 Hope this Helps
 
 Balthazar of Blackmoor
 
 Such a strange fascination, as I wallow in waste
 That such a trivial victory could put a smile on your face.
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<< 
 In a message dated 4/5/00 5:24:04 AM Pacific Daylight Time, RichSCA at aol.com 
 writes:
 
 >  Do you know that the murder rate in New York City increases in the 
Summertime?  Well, it does.  This is a proven fact.  Ah, but did you know 
that during the Summertime in New York City the sale of ice cream also 
increases?  Well, it does.  This is also a proven fact.  Now, what can you 
deduce from these two facts??  Well, it is obvious.  When the sell of ice 
cream increases so does the number of murders.  So ice cream MUST be the 
cause of the increase in murders or at least have a direct correlation. Thus 
it should be recommend that to bring down the murder 
 rate in New York City in the Summertime all sales of Ice Cream should be 
prohibited." duhhhhhhhhhhhh?