[Sca-cooks] OT Rudolph an icon???

[UlfR]

Philip & Susan Troy <troy at asan.com> [2001.11.16] wrote:
> Yep, I can attest to the damage they do when they run at those parked
> cars at 65 mph and up. Those kamikaze deer can ruin an entire front
> end, warp your frame, everything. Set up a cervine suicide hotline and
> make them all wear reflective orange vests, say I.

And them's the small 'uns. Think moose. To (slightly mis-)quote the
Bard; "almost a ton of stupid venison".

> > I feel sorry for them, but I also don't want them in the yard. And
> > ordinance or no, Rudolph jumps on the roof, he'll he jerky! ;-D)

Traps. Think traps. If I ever ended up living in US suburbia, with
neighbours that went the whole way on the holiday desec^Wdecorating of
the yard, I'd more or less be forced to erect traps on the roof,
wouldn't I?  Either a Big Honking Deadfall, or a spear trap of some
kind. And then spend an hour on The Night arranging a convincible
corpse. Half way down though the chimney, and with a spear clear through
the body...

UlfR
 they're coming to take me away, ha ha

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