[Sca-cooks] The Great Cuskeynole Duel and dialect

[Richard Kappler]

Stefan wrote:

> For what must be some really bizarre reason, Puck seems to want me
> there. I hope this doesn't conflict with the Cook's Symposium in
> Colorado, which I'm also considering attending. Either probably
> costs me almost as much as my flight to Pennsic. :-(

'snot me man, I am merely the voice of my Master.  I can think of two
reasons why you're on the Dream Team list for 12th Night though.  First off,
methinks the rotten old bastige, I mean my kind and merciful Master, in his
heart of hearts dint really want to do this, but instead of doing the Nancy
Reagan, he decided to set me upon what he felt was an impossible quest so it
would be my fault (see appropriate files in the Florilegium under
"Curmudgeonly Laurel/poor abused Apprentice relationships.")  He keeps
forgetting what happens when one underestimates a Puck.  Secondly Stefan,
you, like Adamantius, consistently refuse to recognize how important you are
to this list and the field of medieval cookery.  Those are just my opinions
mind you.  He didn't tell me why he wanted each person on the list, he just
said "get these people or get someone else to do the feast."


> > P.S. Puck, you're toast.
>
> Aw, Adamantius, I think you can surely do better than this. Toast is
> so easy to do. Even I can make toast. I would expect something really
> wa-zoo from you.

Thanks Stefan, like I really needed that kind of help in this matter....
BTW, up heah in the North, wazoo apparently has a different meaning than
down theah.  Up heah it refers to a part of the anatomy....

regards, Puck