[Sca-cooks] Flying Haggis

johnna holloway johnna at sitka.engin.umich.edu
Thu Oct 18 19:14:10 PDT 2001


But what happens when the flying Haggis
that's being passed around the world encounters
all those in perpetual in motion fruitcakes
that are being sent on from sender to sender
to sender....I mean a haggis/fruitcake collision
might be very strange for the postal systems of
the world... Can't you see it?

WHEN FOODS COLLIDE....

Johnnae llyn Lewis Johnna Holloway


> Dunbar, Debra wrote:>
> > In spite of having the mundane last name of "Dunbar" I've never had haggis.
> > I'll give it a shot, but would be afraid to make it without proper
> > instruction the first time through.  Is this like the cookie exchange?
> > Wrynne (who has been owned by Collie-dogs her whole life)
>Philip & Susan Troy wrote:
> Ah, yes, lassie. I kin see it now, wi' all the haggises flyin' thrroo the postal system like a braw mighty preview of peristalsis... (all right, this _is_ getting weird now). 'Twill be a beautiful thing! The only thing better wud be the Haggis Chain Letter! Think of it, lass, thoosands o' haggisses arrrivin' in yer mailbox, wi' a Black Douglas Currrse on air ain brrreakin' th' chain... "This haggis has been arrroon' th' wurrrulllld seven times!" Adamantius



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