[Sca-cooks] Bad feast (Humor)

[Den-Ter Leather]

1. You wonder about the lifejacket covers in the trash behind the
    feast hall till your remember the menu said Kapok Chicken.

2. You know the Veggies are good, the meat is eating them.

3. The hall Steward annocunces for authenticity there will be
    no lighting in the feast hall.

4. The Viking types are washing down the first remove with water.

5. When you hear the feastcrat ask what wine goes with feline.

6. When the King requests the removal of all edged weapons  from the
     hall before calling out the feast crew for acknowledgement.

7, When the Crown announces at 9AM the meetings are running long
      and feast will be delayed.

8. When the retainers tell the Crown they would rather stand guard than eat.

9. You notice that its all Newbies serving High Table.

TIC, Elric