[Sca-cooks] Betan earring coding

[Siegfried Heydrich]

    Gawd. And I thought hanky codes were esoteric . . . Y'know, I have this
idea for parties where as you enter, you stop by a laptop with a label
printer attached and enter your status / preferences, which then prints in
large, florescent, 18 point type a label for you to wear. Sounds a whole
hell of a lot simpler, and doesn't require a translation pamphlet or
memorization of exotic codes..Like how would one interpret a nose ring with
a bead . . .? Into nasal sex? (lends a whole new meaning to blowing your
brains out)

    Sieggy, contemplating the sound of one hand typing . . .

-----Original Message-----

>Well - not as baroque as it could be.
>
>keep in mind there are 2 ears so you can make more complex arrangements but
>basically -
>
>so you have:[herms are by default bi]
>for s&g, single gets gold earrings, married gets platinum earrings.
> looking for get hoops, not looking for get french wires. Not
>looking for people could decide to not advertise their orientation so might
>be made of very ornately cast and carven earrings, or things like feathers,
>shells, real gems and the like.
> hetero get red beads
> homo get orange beads
> kink get beads - yellow s&m, green b&d, group get
>blue,looking for bi male indigo and looking for bi female violet, looking
>for herm swirled indigo/violet, homo male might be swirled white and
indigo,
>female homo might be swirled white/violet
> [the looking for homo implies frex I might want to
>watch my spouse get it on with a person of the same sex rather than looking
>for a menage a trois. A herm means pretty much negotiate for bi or straight
>action]
>
>so, if i were married, hetero looking for group action I would wear
platinum
>hoops with a red bead and a blue bead. Or a mille fiore type bead of red
and
>blue swirled together. You could refine that further by looking to get into
>a pick p group left ear, looking for somebody to add to my group right ear.
>
>margali
>
>[you don't look for real specifics like financial support or licensing for
>children. That can be discussed over coffee.]