[Sca-cooks] grill was Food of the Damned (OT, Humor)

[Siegfried Heydrich]

    Heh. You should see our holographic campfire sometime . . .  we had one
lady sitting there for maybe three hours - all of a sudden she realized that
the logs hadn't shifted, there were no sparks, it hadn't died down, nobody
had moved the wood or added any new logs, and slightly freaked . . .
Especially since we had been toasting marshmallows over it earlier. Better
living through technology . . .

    Sieggy

-----Original Message-----

>Hey Bonne, will we see you at GWW?
>
>Actually, Jared and I were very naughty and bought a meter-wide combo BBQ
and firepit at the local Barbecues Galore last weekend.  It's relatively low
to the ground and comes with a domed mesh cover, which will be handy at
Prado where the flies just love us all.   It does in fact come with a grill,
even hinged at one side so you can get in and push the wood or coals around
without removing the grill and food and all. Remove the grill, and it serves
as a fireplace around which
>bards and household may gather, the domed mesh cover now serving as a spark
arrester.  Unfortunately, it came with two left feet - literally - and we
have to bring the whole $%^&* thing back in just to replace the one part.
And here, the boys had it nearly assembled.  *sigh*  It will be nice when
it's done though.
>
>Great store.  I think we have our salesman interested in the SCA now too.
>
>Selene Colfox