King/Queen of clumsy WAS:RE: [Sca-cooks] Meadshtufff OT

[Aurore]

> Well,
>
> I'll throw my cousin's hat into the game.
>
> This was in the same two day camping trip (was supposed to be a week long,
> but got aborted because of his act).
>
> He first managed to sit on a wasp's nest, the kind of wasps that nest in
> the ground...
>
> Later that day, he had to go potty, and forgot to grab toilet paper, so
> used leaves...  Poison ivy leaves...
>
> Then, at night...  He liked to sleep without PJ's on.  He managed to ZIP
> himself in his masculine plumbing area.  He yelled nasty words, but it's
> when we got him unzipped that it got bad...  We rushed him to the
hospital,
> where he received 14 stitches to keep his balls together!
>
> He was 15 at the time.  20 years later, he still hasn't gone back camping,
> and eyes the tree line suspiciously when he goes to parks...
>
> Gorgeous Muiredach the Odd

ROFLMAO, ROFLMAO, ROFLMAO  Aurore