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Like I said, I worry about my protogeges.  This was sent to me by Lady Danae.

Baron Cahan Kyle, OP
Golden Stag Herald of Montevale

Sad News!  It is with saddest heart that we must pass on the following news.
Please join us in remembering a great icon on the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications
from repeated pokes in the belly.  He was 71 years old and Doughboy was
buried in a lightly greased coffin.  Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay
their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California
Raisins, Betty Crocker, Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch.  The grave site
was piled high with flours.  Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly
described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.  Doughboy
rose quickly in show business and his later life was filled with turnovers.

He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on
half-baked schemes.  Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a
crusty old man...was considered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and
Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven.  He is also survived by his
elderly father, Pop Tart.  The Funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.