[Sca-cooks] Thanksgiving wish

[chirhart_1]

Olwen ,there are 5 turkeys and a ham vying for a place  " ON YOUR THIGHS"
Muuwaahaahaa. Evil Thanksgiving Master
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Olwen the Odd" <olwentheodd at hotmail.com>
To: <sca-cooks at ansteorra.org>
Sent: Wednesday, November 26, 2003 12:00 PM
Subject: [Sca-cooks] Thanksgiving wish


> 'Twas the night of Thanksgiving,
> But I just couldn't sleep I tried counting backwards, I tried counting
> sheep.
>
>
> The leftovers beckoned -
>
> The dark meat and white
>
> But I fought the temptation With all of my might.
>
>
> Tossing and turning With anticipation
>
> The thought of a snack Became infatuation.
>
>
> So, I raced to the kitchen,
>
> Flung open the door
>
> And gazed at the fridge,
>
> Full of goodies galore.
>
>
> I gobbled up turkey
>
> And buttered potatoes,
>
> Pickles and carrots,
>
> Beans and tomatoes.
>
>
> I felt myself swelling So plump and so round, '
>
> Til all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.
>
>
> I crashed through the ceiling,
>
> Floating into the sky
>
> With a mouthful of pudding And a handful of pie.
>
>
> But, I managed to yell As I soared past the trees....
>
> Happy eating to all - Pass the cranberries, please.
>
>
> May your stuffing be tasty,
>
> May your turkey be plump.
>
> May your potatoes 'n gravy
>
> Have nary a lump.
>
>
> May your yams be delicious
>
> May your pies take the prize,
>
> May your Thanksgiving dinner Stay off of your thighs.
>
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