[Sca-cooks] Humor: Women vs Ladies

[Phlip]

Ene bichizh ogsen baina shuu...

> LADIES - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking;
> drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant
> "fix-me-up." REAL WOMEN - If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking;
that's too
> damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: "I made it and
you
> will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."
>
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>
> LADIES - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on
your
> forehead. The throbbing will go away.
>
> REAL WOMEN - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might
> still have the headache, but who cares!
>
> **************************************************
>
> LADIES - Stuff a miniature marshmallow at the bottom of a sugar cone
> to prevent ice cream drips.
>
> REAL WOMEN - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone,
> for Pete's sake, preferably while lying on your rump on the couch, with
your feet up..
>
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>
> LADIES - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the
> potatoes.
>
> REAL WOMEN - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and you don't have to worry about
> the potatoes growing arms and legs.
>
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>
> LADIES - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit
of
> the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the inside
of the
> cake.
>
> REAL WOMEN - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate the thing for you.
>
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>
> LADIES - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield
a
> beautiful glossy finish.
>
> REAL WOMEN - Sara Lee frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg
> whites, so I don't do it.
>
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>
> LADIES - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing
> gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
>
> REAL WOMEN - Go ask the very HOT neighbor guy to do it.
>
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>
> And finally the most important tip....
>
>
> LADIES - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for
> future use in casseroles and sauces.
>
> REAL WOMEN - Leftover wine???

Saint Phlip,
CoDoLDS

"When in doubt, heat it up and hit it with a hammer."
 Blacksmith's credo.

 If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it is probably not a
cat.

Never a horse that cain't be rode,
And never a rider who cain't be throwed....