[Sca-cooks] Drakey's Tool Kit

[Jeff Gedney]

>>>WIRE WHEEL: Cleans rust off old bolts and then throws them somewhere under
>>>the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprint whorls
>>>and hard-earned guitar calluses in about the time it takes you to say,
>>>"Ouch...."
>>>
>What? Nothing about grinding wheels and knuckles?

Ok

GRINDING WHEEL:  Useful benchtop device for removing the temper from edged tools and inflicting second degree burns while covering your shirtfront in black unwashable dust. Also handy for turning screws into unrecognizable nubs of metal that fly randomly from Slipjoint pliers into undisclosed locations or alternate dimensions.

SLIPJOINT PLIERS: Device invented in the late middle ages designed to eliminate the possiblity of any effective gripping force, thus preventing the pplication of any sort of torque to a bolt or nut, without the infliction of severe subcutaneous hematoma or blisters. The 18th century Engineer M. DeSade is creditied with the invention.

Brandu



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