[Sca-cooks] Stefan finally succeeds in making cider

[caointiarn]

A friend of mine gave me a bottle of root beer once.  I took it to school &
put it in my little dorm room refrigerator, where it sat for the year.  When
I was leaving the dorm, I took it out & set it on the counter so I could
clean out the ice-box.  I had just kneeled down by my desk when there was a
*mighty* bang & glass chunks flew past my head. I discovered that yes, I
could fit in the teeny-tiny opening under the desk.  Once I got past the
initial shock & started checking things out, I found that there were holes
in the walls & ceiling, chunks of glass embedded in same & root beer all
over the dorm room.  Now, mind you, I was about 3 small items away from
having the room clean.  Some time & a large tube of regular Crest toothpaste
later (it was the same color as the walls & ceiling & hardened quite
nicely), I tiptoed away, never to darken their doors again........

Morgan (using Caointiarn's addy)

----- Original Message ----- 
From: <CorwynWdwd at aol.com>
To: <sca-cooks at ansteorra.org>
Sent: Wednesday, January 05, 2005 7:08 AM
Subject: Re: [Sca-cooks] Stefan finally succeeds in making cider

(snip)
> .
> She's lucky she didn't have glass bombs in her garage if she just sealed
> them. So she's doubly lucky I guess. I usually losen the lid to let out
gas every
> now and then, forgot to once and for that reason there is a patched place
in
> the ceiling of my old apartment that I'm hoping the management never
found....
> <G>
>
> Corwyn
>
> There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well
please.
> And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the
> consequences. -- P. J. O'Rourke