[Sca-cooks] Tuna sandwiches

[Phlip]

Ene bichizh ogsen baina shuu...

> > And tuna salad is quite good, if made properly.
>
> So are green peppers. :-)
>
> Stefan
> --------

Unfortunately, whoever came up with that Great Recipe in the Sky didn't make
bell peppers properly, just as the tuina salad often served in school
cafeterias is made improperly. It wasn't until a Real Celestial Chef made
hot peppers that they got it right, just as here on earth, good cooks who
(by definition) don't work in school cafeterias (or, we hope, Celestial
ones) discovered the proper blend of drained tuna, mayo, chopped onion,
celery, and a dab of mustard to place on whole wheat or whole grain bread,
or toast, and served quickly, while the bread still has texture.
Institutional undrained cheap tuna mixed with chep mayo and mixed to a soggy
mush, then smeared on Wonder bread with perhaps some limp iceberg lettuce
added, and allowed to sit until all you have is a soggy, gluey mass simply
does not compare.

Saint Phlip,
CoD, who always will eat good food well prepared, but avoids good food
mysteriously turned into garbage by incompetent cooks, Celestial or
otherwise.

"When in doubt, heat it up and hit it with a hammer."
 Blacksmith's credo.

 If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it is probably not a
cat.

Never a horse that cain't be rode,
And never a rider who cain't be throwed....



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