[Sca-cooks] Why *X* and not *Y*?

[Dragon]

Lady Celia did speak thusly:
>Simon Sinneghe said:
><<My oldest granddaughter refuses to eat pork, says pigs are dirty
>animals.  She also refuses any kind of pizza other than pepperoni.  Go
>figure.>>
>
>ummm... but isn't pepperoni made with... ?
>
>O.K.
>
>Shutting up now.
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And thus is irony forged...

Feeling a bit punny today,

Dragon

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